"Women are like cars. You can get a new one whenever you want, but you always want to keep the old one in good condition in case you need it again."

"I will not administer CPR unless you're a hot female."

"I think the world has never been equal. The modern society we live in has been built by men. Women are just as important, but they have a completely different role in society."

"My life is better than a movie. If I tried to write my life as a movie, nobody would believe it."

"Men who don't have deadly weapons in every room in their house are pussies."