"All long-distance shots of city skylines across water prove the Earth is flat."

"If you look closely at the 'curved' images of Earth, you'll see distortions and inconsistencies."

"I can prove the Earth is flat with a laser pointer and a spirit level. You can't do that with a globe."

"The sun and moon are much smaller and closer than they tell you. They're just spotlights above the flat earth."

"If the Earth was a ball, you'd have to constantly adjust your flight path downwards."