"Magellan didn't circumnavigate a globe, he just sailed in a circle on a flat plane."

"If you can see the Chicago skyline from 60 miles away, how can there be curvature?"

"Water always finds its level. It doesn't stick to the outside of a spinning ball."

"The sun's rays are localized, like a spotlight, which explains why some areas are lit and others are dark."

"The entire 'globe model' is a psychological operation to separate us from God and make us feel insignificant."