"The cheapest advertising is a satisfied customer."

"I have never been able to understand why a man should be fined because he is in a hurry."

"Money is in some respects like fire; it is a very excellent servant but a terrible master."

"I have been called a liar, a cheat, a humbug, and all that, but I have always been truthful in my way."

"To be a successful showman, you must always be a little ahead of your audience."