"My characters are often exaggerated versions of real people, but there's always a kernel of truth in them."

"I believe in freedom of speech, even if that speech is offensive to some."

"I'm not trying to be offensive. I'm trying to be funny. And sometimes, to be funny, you have to be offensive."

"The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache."

"I'm always surprised by the things people will say when they think they're talking to a character."