"If I had to do it all over again, I would still burn the pope’s bull."

"What God wills is not right because he ought, or was bound, so to will; on the contrary, what takes place must be right, because he so wills it."

"I resist the devil, and often it is with a fart that I chase him away. When he tempts me with silly sins I say, 'Devil, yesterday I broke wind too. Have you written it down on your list?'"

"The more we are afflicted in this world, the more we are conformed to Christ."

"I am rough, boorish, stormy, and altogether warlike. I am born to fight with devils and factions, and to lay waste the kingdom of Satan."