"I see women as pure angels and it kept me in that facility with women."

"Tiny Tim always wore a tie. Morning, noon and night. Mister Plym never saw him without a tie. Ever. He even wore one to bed."

"He used only Bounty Microwave or Job Squad disposable paper towels after his baths. Thought any cloth towel was a bit suspect."

"Since I was not good-looking and since I was always in a paradise with beautiful women, going back to the late '30s, I didn't want to have this nose cut off because I wanted to take the challenge of m…"

"I'm a jester in the court of life. I make people laugh and forget their troubles."