"No offense to anyone, but if you're an adult and you're still believing in Santa Claus, I'm concerned for you."

"I would say, if you're not failing, you're not trying hard enough."

"My brain is too big for my head. I have to wear a special hat."

"The universe is a symphony of strings, and the mind is an instrument that can play them."

"I find that if you have a goal, that you're going to work toward it. And if you don't have a goal, you're going to wander around aimlessly."