"Happiness is a choice. And sometimes, that choice involves a really good piece of fruit."

"May your spirit soar and your Wi-Fi never fail."

"The Lie is the source of all evil, the Truth is the source of all good."

"He who holds the righteous man dear, and the evil man far from him, he is a friend to Ahura Mazda."

"Good and evil are so real that humans are to partake in this cosmic battle by selecting sides."