"The path of the righteous is not always easy, but it is always right. And sometimes, it involves a lot of sheep. You wouldn't believe the amount of sheep."

"Do not seek revenge. Instead, live a life so good that your enemies get really, really jealous. Also, maybe trip them occasionally."

"Good will triumph over evil. But sometimes, evil has better snacks."

"May the Lie be cast down, and the Truth prevail."

"I declare the truth to all who will listen."