"May your days be filled with joy and your enemies be utterly confused by your excellent fashion choices."

"And the reward of the evil man shall be the darkness of the nether world."

"I know, O Wise One, that I am powerless; I have few cattle and few men."

"If you want to know what a man is truly like, observe him when he thinks no one is watching. Or when he's trying to get a camel to cooperate."

"He who chooses the Lie, O Mazda, for him shall be woe at the end."