"A knife of the keenest steel requires the whetstone, and the wisest man needs advice."

"May your days be filled with joy and your enemies be utterly confused by your excellent fashion choices."

"Seek knowledge. And if you can't find it, at least find something interesting to look at."

"The greatest weapon against evil is righteousness."

"I will now tell you who are assembled here the wise sayings of Mazda, the praises of Ahura and the hymns of the Good Spirit, the sublime truth which I see rising out of these flames. You shall therefo…"