"Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do."

"I'm not a natural politician. I'm a natural actor."

"Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first."

"I have only two regrets: that I was never a Marine, and that I never got to play for the Chicago Cubs."

"Trees are a wonderful thing, so are forests. They're good for the environment."