"The only way to deal with life is to laugh at it."

"I'm a great believer in the power of improv. It's like jazz, you never know what's going to happen."

"I was a very shy kid. I was always in my own head. I was always making up characters and doing voices."

"I have a love-hate relationship with cocaine. I love the way it smells, but I hate the way it tastes."

"You're not perfect, sport. And let me save you the suspense, neither is this girl. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other."