"I'm a big fan of physical comedy. I think it's timeless."

"I love my wife, but sometimes I want to take a picture of her and send it to the police with a caption: 'Have you seen this woman? She's driving me crazy!'"

"The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache."

"I think the world is a crazy place, and I'm just trying to make sense of it."

"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world."