My mama used to whip me so bad, I wished I'd never been born. And if I had a choice, I'd take death.
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"My doctor told me I had to stop smoking. I said, 'Why? Am I gonna die?' He said, 'No, you're just gonna smell bad.'"
Humorous"I'm not a psychopath. I just enjoy manipulating people."
Controversial"I'm not a narcissist. I just think I'm better than everyone else."
Controversial"The first time I ever saw a vagina up close, I thought somebody had been skinned alive."
Strange & Unusual"I don't believe in heaven. I don't believe in hell. I don't believe in an afterlife. I believe in this life. And I believe in making the most of it."
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