"I've never been a great fan of long speeches. I think they're like a good meal: you enjoy the first few bites, but then you start to get full."

"I've often wondered how we'd stand up to an alien invasion. And then I've thought that if there was an alien threat, that would unite us all."

"I'm not a fan of government, but I'm a big fan of America."

"A people free to choose will always choose peace."

"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jellybeans."