"A man must have a good mind, and a strong body, and a pure heart, to be a good preacher."

"A woman must be a woman and cannot be a man. She, too, is God's creature and her divine station is that she should bear and care for and rear children."

"I resist the devil, and often it is with a fart that I chase him away. When he tempts me with silly sins I say, 'Devil, yesterday I broke wind too. Have you written it down on your list?'"

"Kill them all, God will know his own."

"The Holy Spirit unveiled the Scriptures for me in this tower at the lavatory."