"The Italians—they're not like us. They smell different, they look different, they act different."

"The problem with the Catholics is that they take orders from the Pope."

"The trouble with the Irish is that they don't have any sense of humor."

"The average American is just like the child in the family. You give him some responsibility and he'll be all right."

"The strong must be just as well as strong. And the just must be strong as well as just."