"Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here."

"I wish I had a dollar for every time someone called me a son of a bitch."

"I'm not going to be a popular President, but I'm going to be a good one."

"It's a good thing I'm not a pretty boy, or they'd really be after me."

"The American people are the best people in the world, but they can be damn fools sometimes."