"I believe in the Golden Rule: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. But sometimes, you have to hit them over the head with it."

"The greatest prison where most people live is the fear of what other people think."

"Now. listen I ate your bouquet i drank your dishwater. but damn if I'm going to eat that bug."

"I think I've done a pretty good job for a boy from Missouri."

"I would rather have a good man as President than a great man."