"The world will soon witness what a great victory the Korean people will achieve by strengthening their national power in all fields."

"My nation faces a fundamental challenge - survival."

"Our people have placed trust, as high as the sky and as deep as the sea, in me, but I have failed to always live up to it satisfactorily. I am really sorry for that."

"Our scientists have developed a hamburger that cures hangovers. It's called the 'Juche Burger.'"

"Enmity is a mental state, our task is to transform the enmity between the states into deep friendship."