"Our people have placed trust, as high as the sky and as deep as the sea, in me, but I have failed to always live up to it satisfactorily. I am really sorry for that."

"My haircut is a symbol of our nation's strength and dignity. Imperialists will never understand."

"Our scientists have developed a hamburger that cures hangovers. It's called the 'Juche Burger.'"

"The entire party, the entire army and all the people should turn out as one to build a powerful socialist country."

"The dignity of a country lies in its people's pride and unity."