"I'm not a very good fisherman. I catch old boots."

"I was a fucking crap burglar. I kept going back and doing the same job, over and over."

"I'm just a guy who sings. I'm not a rocket scientist."

"I'm not a very good dancer. I look like a giraffe on roller skates."

"I don't understand why people are so interested in my private life. I'm just a normal guy who happens to be famous."