"I'm not afraid of anything, except for going back to where I came from."

"I once bit the head off a bat, but it was alive. I thought it was fake."

"I don't know if I believe in aliens. But I wouldn't be surprised if they exist."

"I've been married to the same woman for 30 years and I've never cheated on her once. Or maybe I have, I don't know."

"I'm not a very good musician. I only know three chords."