"Rock music is not meant to be perfect."

"Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus."

"I was a free man, and I'd survived prison without being arse raped or beaten to a pulp. So how come I felt so fucking sad?"

"I snorted a line of ants once. Don't ask me why."

"I'm not a very good carpenter. I can't even hammer a nail straight."