"It's an awful thing to be a President. You can't just go out and buy a new suit without someone saying you're extravagant."

"Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in."

"It's a wonder that the Lord doesn't just wipe us all out."

"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a Republican. But I repeat myself."

"I have found that the greatest problem in the world is to get people to understand each other."