"I used to try to make my head explode by holding my breath, thinking that if I blew up my head, they'd [mom and dad] be sorry."

"The finest day i ever had was when tomorrow never came."

"I’m not a feminist, but I’m not a sexist either."

"Nobody dies a virgin... Life fucks us all."

"I like to be constipated. When you're on tour, you don't get to shit that often, and when you finally do, it's a spiritual experience."