"The British have a queen. We have a king—me!"

"The struggle for economic independence continues."

"Blair is an arrogant little man, a liar, a hypocrite, and a murderer."

"If aid, as I understand, is to be given on the basis that we accept the principle of gay marriages, then let that aid stay where it is."

"The British were brought up as a violent people, liars, scoundrels and crooks… I am told that [Tony] Blair was a troublesome little boy at school."