"The more one thinks, the more one is confused."

"To venture causes anxiety, but not to venture is to lose oneself."

"The self-assured believer is a greater sinner in the eyes of God than the troubled disbeliever."

"The presence of irony does not necessarily mean that the earnestness is excluded. Only assistant professors assume that."

"Marry, and you will regret it; don't marry, you will also regret it; marry or don't marry, you will regret it either way."