"Human life, when viewed in its entirety, is a tragedy; but in its details it has the character of a comedy."

"We can regard our life as a uselessly disturbing episode in the blissful repose of nothingness."

"It is only the man whose intellect is clouded by his sexual impulses that could give the name of the fair sex to that undersized, narrow-shouldered, broad-hipped, and short-legged race."

"Women are guilty of perjury far more often than men. It is questionable whether they ought to be allowed to take an oath at all."

"A last trick is to become personal, insulting and rude as soon as you perceive that your opponent has the upper hand. In becoming personal you leave the subject altogether, and turn your attack on the…"