"I don't think there's any such thing as a 'good' war. They're all bad."

"You want a friend in this city? [Washington, DC.] Get a dog!"

"I wish I had a dollar for every time someone called me a son of a bitch."

"I have found that the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it."

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."