Humorous Sayings

939 sayings found from the Ancient era

He who is not contented with what he has, would not be contented with what he would like to have.

— Socrates c. 399 BCE (approximate)
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The greatest way to live with honour in this world is to be what we pretend to be.

— Socrates c. 399 BCE (approximate)
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To find yourself, think for yourself.

— Socrates c. 399 BCE (approximate)
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The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.

— Socrates 399 BCE
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False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil.

— Socrates c. 399 BCE (approximate)
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The end of life is to be like God, and the soul follows the body, and ought to be pure.

— Socrates c. 399 BCE (approximate)
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Wisdom begins in wonder.

— Socrates c. 399 BCE (approximate)
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The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear.

— Socrates c. 399 BCE (approximate)
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As for me, all I know is that I know nothing.

— Socrates 399 BCE
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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

— Plato c. 375 BCE
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This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.

— Plato c. 375 BCE (approximate)
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The empty vessel makes the loudest sound.

— Plato c. 375 BCE (approximate)
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Poets utter great and wise things which they do not themselves understand.

— Plato c. 399 BCE (Apology), c. 380 BCE (Ion)
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One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.

— Plato c. 375 BCE
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...the gods too love a joke.

— Plato c. 360 BCE
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He who steals a little steals with the same wish as he who steals much, but with less power.

— Plato c. 360 BCE
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We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.

— Plato c. 375 BCE (approximate)
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something.

— Plato c. 375 BCE (approximate)
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No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education.

— Plato c. 360 BCE
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Beauty of style and harmony and grace and good rhythm depend on simplicity.

— Plato c. 375 BCE
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