Dave Chappelle

“Comedy is supposed to be dangerous. It's supposed to push boundaries.”

“I'm not going to let political correctness dictate my comedy.”

“The LGBTQ community, they're not really helping themselves by being so sensitive.”

“Transgender people are like the new black people, according to some people.”

“I'm rich. I'm famous. I'm a black man. What do I have to complain about?”

“I'm not going to let them cancel me. I'm too big to be canceled.”

“I'm a comedian. My job is to make people laugh. And if you're not laughing, then I'm not doing my job.”

“I'm not punching down. I'm punching up at the establishment.”

“I'm not going to let anyone tell me what's funny and what's not funny.”

“I'm not a bigot. I'm just a comedian who tells jokes that some people might not like.”

“If you're going to come for me, you better come correct.”

“I'm not going to let anyone dictate my art.”

“I'm not going to let anyone control my narrative.”

“I'm not going to let anyone shame me for my opinions.”

“I'm not going to let anyone make me feel bad for being me.”

“I'm not going to let anyone silence the truth.”

“I'm not going to let anyone tell me what to believe.”

“I'm not going to let anyone tell me what's right and what's wrong.”

The only thing a black man can do today is be a comedian. You can't be a president, you can't be a CEO, you can't be a astronaut. You gotta be a comedian.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist. I'm a conspiracy realist.