Flat Earth Dave

The sun and moon are much smaller and closer than they tell you. They're just spotlights above the flat earth.

Gravity is a hoax. It's just density and buoyancy.

The curvature of the Earth is never seen by anyone. Not pilots, not sailors, nobody.

If you can see the Chicago skyline from 60 miles away, how can there be curvature?

Satellites don't exist. They're just balloons or drones, or they're not there at all.

The heliocentric model is a religion, not science. It's based on faith, not observation.

The horizon always rises to eye level, no matter how high you go. That proves the Earth is flat.

They want you to believe in a spinning ball so you feel insignificant and controlled.

The Bible says the Earth is flat. God doesn't lie.

If the Earth is spinning at 1,000 miles per hour, why can't I jump up and land in a different spot?

There's no such thing as outer space. It's all just a big dome above us.

The entire scientific establishment is in on the lie. They're all paid actors.

If you believe in the globe, you believe in magic. I believe in what I can see and test.

Magellan didn't circumnavigate a globe, he just sailed in a circle on a flat plane.

Why do planes not have to constantly nose down if the Earth is curving?

The firmament is real. It's a solid dome above us, separating the waters above from the waters below.

The sun's rays are parallel because the sun is local, not 93 million miles away.

They teach you the globe in school to dumb you down and make you accept authority.

The moon is self-illuminating. It doesn't reflect light from the sun.

If the Earth is spinning, why don't clouds move with it?