Flat Earth Dave

The 'ball-Earth' model requires too many suspensions of disbelief.

Once you see the truth of Flat Earth, you can't unsee it.

The 'experts' are paid to lie to you.

The firmament is real, and it prevents us from going into 'space'.

The 'globe' is a pagan sun worship cult.

I'm not saying I know for sure, but I've never seen a curve, and I've been to the ocean.

If gravity is real, why doesn't it pull the clouds down?

NASA's budget is proof they're hiding something. You don't need that much money to film a green screen.

All pilots are in on it. They're trained to fly in circles and lie about routes.

The sun is a local spotlight, about 32 miles wide and 3,000 miles up. It's simple geometry.

Antarctica isn't a continent; it's a 150-foot-tall ice wall guarded by NASA.

Space is a hoax invented by Freemasons to sell more Tang.

If the Earth spins at 1,000 mph, why can't I feel it? Checkmate, globeheads.

Google Earth is a cartoon. They don't even try to make it look real anymore.

Gravity is just density and buoyancy. Things fall because they're heavier than air.

I can prove the Earth is flat with a laser pointer and a spirit level. You can't do that with a globe.

If the Earth was a ball, water would curve. But water always finds its level. Therefore, the Earth is flat.

NASA is lying to you. All the space photos are CGI. It's a Hollywood production.

The moon landing was faked. Stanley Kubrick directed it in a studio.

If you live on a spinning ball, why don't we feel it? Why don't birds get left behind?