"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."

"Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied with drink."

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."

"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."

"Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person."