"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure."

"Do not put off until tomorrow what can be put off till day-after-tomorrow just as well."

"The commonest superstition is that some people are more superstitious than others."

"I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough."

"I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name."