"No God and no religion can survive ridicule. No political church, no nobility, no royalty or other fraud, can face ridicule in a fair field, and live."

"Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."

"I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don't always agree with them."

"Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied with drink."

"I would not live forever. Because we should not live forever. Because if we did live forever, then we would live forever."