"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."

"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness; though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."

"Never try to teach a pig to sing. You waste your time, and you annoy the pig."

"If you don't read a newspaper, you are uninformed. If you do read it, you are misinformed."

"The lack of money is the root of all evil."