To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness; though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, humorist
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"I am a person who has always been very much in favor of the truth, and I have always been very much against falsehood."
Strange & Unusual"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."
Controversial"The human race is a joke. We are the only beings on this planet that have developed a sense of humor, and yet we are the only ones who take ourselves seriously."
Humorous"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
Humorous"Never try to teach a pig to sing. You waste your time, and you annoy the pig."
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