"To be a liar, you've got to have a great memory, and I don't have a memory."

"I've died twice. It's not as fun as it sounds."

"It's sad, y'know, what money does to people."

"I hate flying. I hate being in small spaces. I hate being anywhere I can't get out of."

"I used to think I was a rock star, but I'm just a guy who gets paid to make noise."