"God damn it, you've got to be kind."

"We are all in this together, so let's try to be nice to each other."

"I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me."

"I've often thought that if God does exist, He's probably a writer."

"I am a man who has been to the top of the world and back, and I can tell you, it's not all it's cracked up to be."