Mark Twain:

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

— Mark Twain Modern

Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, humorist

From 'Mark Twain's Notebook'.

c. 1898

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