"It takes a heap of sense to write good nonsense."

"I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened."

"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries of life disappear and life stands explained."

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."