"What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong."

"I think the human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public."

"I'm a big believer in the fact that if you're going to do something, do it with passion."

"I'm sorry, I don't do drug jokes anymore... I mean, why should I make drug jokes? Drugs aren't funny... I mean, look what they did to Belushi... and that's not funny... that's not funny... I mean, the…"

"I was a very shy kid. I was always in my own head. I was always making up characters and doing voices."