"The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter."

"If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days."

"I had a period of about seven years when I was drinking and doing drugs, and it was a very dark time. I'm lucky to be alive."

"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world—or at least the way you see it."

"The only thing I ever learned in school was that if you want to be popular, you have to be funny."