"The Jews have an expression: 'You want to have a short life? Marry a shiksa.'"

"We had a great time, didn't we? It's time to go now."

"I'm a big believer in the fact that if you're going to do something, do it with passion."

"I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that."

"Oh Captain, my Captain!"