"If women ran the world, there would be no wars, just a bunch of angry countries not talking to each other."

"You know what's good about people? They're always trying to make things better. And you know what's bad about people? They're always trying to make things better."

"I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that."

"Sometimes you can have a great time, and then you realize you've been talking to yourself for an hour."

"I'm a big fan of physical comedy. I think it's timeless."