"What's wrong with being a little crazy? It's better than being boring."

"The only reason Mickey Mouse has four fingers is because he can’t pick up a check."

"I think the internet is a great place for people to connect, but it's also a great place for people to be anonymous and say terrible things."

"I had a period of about seven years when I was drinking and doing drugs, and it was a very dark time. I'm lucky to be alive."

"I'm a big believer in the healing power of humor."